JEFFERSON REVOLUTION! Vote RON PAUL
JEFFERSON LIBERTY! Vote RON PAUL
JEFFERSON SLAVERY: Vote OBAMA
GREATER THAN JEFFERSON: Vote OBAMA
JEFFERSON UNDERWEAR: Vote ROMNEY
ANOTHER CONSTITUTION OF JEFFERSON: Vote ROMNEY
JEFFERSON BIOGRAPHY: Vote NEWT
JEFFERSON CONSULTING: Vote NEWT
JEFFERSON PHILANDERER: Vote BACHMANN
JEFFERSON ISN’T CONSERVATIVE: Vote BACHMANN
I LIKE JEFFERSON TOO: Vote SANTORUM
I WILL CHANGE MY NAME TO JEFFERSON; Vote SANTORUM
I READ NEWT’s JEFFERSON BIOGRAPHY: Vote PERRY
DID JEFFERSON PLAY FOOTBALL?: Vote PERRY
KILL THE MONSTER! Vote RON PAUL
FEED THE MONSTER! Vote OBAMA
CONVERT THE MONSTER! Vote ROMNEY
NEGOTIATE WITH THE MONSTER! Vote NEWT
OUTLAW MONSTERS! Vote BACHMANN
I HATE MONSTERS, TOO! Vote SANTORUM
WE EXECUTE MONSTERS IN TEXAS! Vote PERRY