{"id":10076,"date":"2009-03-11T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-11T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"craigslist-fall-guy-for-your-hedge-fund","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/03\/2009\/craigslist-fall-guy-for-your-hedge-fund.html","title":{"rendered":"Craigslist: Fall Guy For Your Hedge Fund"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Consumerist &#8211; Humor &#8211; If you need a scapegoat for your financial ponzi scheme,<a href=\"http:\/\/newyork.craigslist.org\/mnh\/res\/1064967578.html\"> there&#8217;s a guy on Craigslist who&#8217;s looking for a job<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Is your hedge fund in dire financial straits? Are you totally screwed and now realizing that someone has to take the fall? Has your ponzi scheme enveloped numerous celebrity-endorsed charities benefiting Laotian children with AIDS and been discovered by the SEC? <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m your man&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I will take the reins of your hedge fund for as long as necessary to establish credibility, then present a dramatic &quot;mea culpa&quot; to the press declaring that my poor decisions have saddled your company with mounds and mounds of &quot;toxic assets&quot; and &quot;ponzi schemery.&quot; <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hedgeco.net\/news\/news_land.php?i=http:\/\/consumerist.com\/5167802\/craigslist-fall-guy-for-your-hedge-fund-financial-district\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Read Complete Article<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Consumerist &#8211; Humor &#8211; If you need a scapegoat for your financial ponzi scheme, there&#8217;s a guy on Craigslist who&#8217;s looking for a job: Is your hedge fund in dire financial straits? Are you totally screwed and now realizing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[8858,4439,8860,5854,8854,8857,4897,8859,8861,8853,8856,4248,8855,2068,1238],"class_list":["post-10076","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-syndicated","tag-aids","tag-assets","tag-celebrity","tag-charities","tag-children-with-aids","tag-craigslist","tag-credibility","tag-humor","tag-looking-for-a-job","tag-mea-culpa","tag-mounds","tag-ponzi-scheme","tag-poor-decisions","tag-reins","tag-scapegoat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10076","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10076"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10076\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}