{"id":10899,"date":"2009-06-25T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-25T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"hedge-fund-guy-points-toward-z-shaped-recovery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/06\/2009\/hedge-fund-guy-points-toward-z-shaped-recovery.html","title":{"rendered":"Hedge-Fund Guy Points Toward Z-Shaped Recovery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bloomberg &#8211; Dear investor, our statutory obligations demand that we update you on how well we&rsquo;ve taken care of your money here at Coin-Toss Investment Management.             <\/p>\n<p>Attached to this missive is a picture illustrating our fund&rsquo;s performance this year, showing how wonderfully our back- to-basics approach is working after the derivatives-inspired lunacy of recent years. We&rsquo;re calling our new strategy &ldquo;mark- to-flatline&rdquo; &#8212; slow and steady, it sure beats floundering on the double-black expert slopes of last year&rsquo;s chaotic madness.     <\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bloomberg.com\/apps\/news?pid=20601039&#038;sid=apGvAhHpyyys\" target=\"_self\" title=\"Read Complete Article\">Read Complete Article<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bloomberg &#8211; Dear investor, our statutory obligations demand that we update you on how well we&rsquo;ve taken care of your money here at Coin-Toss Investment Management. Attached to this missive is a picture illustrating our fund&rsquo;s performance this year, showing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[13506,5149,1562,4650,3178,13507,48,12519,13508,13505],"class_list":["post-10899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-syndicated","tag-coin-toss","tag-derivatives","tag-investment-management","tag-investor","tag-madness","tag-missive","tag-money","tag-new-strategy","tag-slopes","tag-statutory-obligations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10899"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10899\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}