Hollywood can’t make enough good holiday movies fast enough.<\/p>\n
Because, after all, how many times can you watch Albert Finney in the musical version of “A Christmas Carol?”<\/p>\n
Here are some locally flavored holiday movies I’d like to see made.<\/p>\n
“It’s a Miserable Life” – A Putnam fund manager is about to take a header off the Tobin Bridge when an angel of mercy intervenes. The Putnam guy realizes he has plenty to live for: inflated bonuses, free meals, a girl on the side, a bunch of dummy accounts and a huge debt to the boilermakers union. “Merry Christmas to all!”<\/p>\n
“Miracle on Summer and D Streets” – A mysterious figure bearing a striking resemblance to St. Nick shows up one Christmas Eve in South Boston. The city awakens on Christmas Day to balmy, tropical weather and a convention of 7,000 chowder-loving optometrists.<\/p>\n
“A Charlie Sarkis Christmas” – “Good grief!” Charlie learns the meaning of Christmas from a pesky greyhound named Snoopy. They celebrate with rib-eye steaks from Abe & Louie’s and a trip to the slots at Foxwoods.<\/p>\n
“Frosty the Plowman” – With only six days advance warning, a blizzard cripples Boston under 12 inches of snow – bringing commerce, travel and schools to a grinding halt. Neighborhood kids in Charlestown save the day when they build a magic snowman, who immediately recognizes that City Hall has budgeted just $1,000 for snow removal. Around-the-clock plowing begins. The mayor declares victory.<\/p>\n
“Trading Spaces” – Two wealthy hedge-fund managers bet each other $1 they can’t get a bum to redecorate their Beacon Hill penthouses. Hilarity ensues when the “bum” turns out to be former Tyco CEO L. Dennis Kozlowksi. Deck the halls with dog-shaped umbrella stands!<\/p>\n
“The Nutcracker” – A chorus line of leggy brain surgeons chases prima ballerinas out of their long-time home in Boston’s theater district. Includes thrilling pillow-fight scene.<\/p>\n
“Stooge” – Mayor Thomas M. Menino is visited on Christmas Eve by three spirits – the ghost of Mayors Past, the ghost of Mayors Future, and Ray Flynn.<\/p>\n
Raybo sets Menino on the straight and narrow: “At least I was a coatholder for Bill Clinton. Wouldn’t you look cute with Howard Dean!”<\/p>\n
In the right place at the Red time<\/p>\n
The Seaport Hotel landed a mini coup when the No. 3 man in Communist China made his swing through Boston last week.<\/p>\n
Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao was originally slated to attend a Wednesday reception in his honor hosted by Liberty Mutual at the Four Seasons Hotel.<\/p>\n
Apparently, Chinese diplomatic protocol generally calls for only top-shelf hotels.<\/p>\n
But planners decided to change the location when they learned a union demonstration was planned for the State House at the same time as the Jiabao reception. God knows Liberty Mutual didn’t want to risk any possible tie-ups with the motorcade or, worse, some kind of international incident.<\/p>\n
Jiabao was the first head of state – OK, almost head of state – to be hosted by the Seaport Hotel.<\/p>\n
One-stop shopping<\/p>\n
More than 70 local government officials from the region’s urban communities will congregate on Malden tomorrow for an economic summit.<\/p>\n
Key topics: Consolidating health care plans and “exploring options” for lowering prescription drug costs.<\/p>\n
Does that mean the all-day conference will be a rah-rah session for Canadian drug re-importation?<\/p>\n
Could be.<\/p>\n
But the agenda calls for other discussion, too, including a review of creative ways to enhance municipal revenue and proposed property tax classification changes.<\/p>\n
Guest speakers include former New Jersey Gov. Jim Florio, Lt. Gov. Kerry Healey and Administration & Finance Secretary Eric Kriss.<\/p>\n
Tell me something I don’t know: cosmo@bostonherald.com<\/p>\n
Caption: Puppy love<\/p>\n
Just because he’s the Treasury secretary doesn’t mean that John Snow can’t have a soft side. Apparently, these stuffed animals, or at least the price, at a Toys `R’ Us in New York caught his attention. BLOOMBERG PHOTO<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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