{"id":36448,"date":"2013-06-28T09:47:31","date_gmt":"2013-06-28T13:47:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hedgeco.net\/news\/?p=36448"},"modified":"2013-06-28T09:47:31","modified_gmt":"2013-06-28T13:47:31","slug":"exclusive-steven-cohens-14-billion-hedge-fund-is-fed-to-the-birds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/06\/2013\/exclusive-steven-cohens-14-billion-hedge-fund-is-fed-to-the-birds.html","title":{"rendered":"Exclusive: Steven Cohen&#8217;s $14 Billion Hedge Fund Is Fed To The Birds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Guest Of A Guest &#8211; This just in: Apparently even billionaires have pest control problems, or so one might surmise from the flock of wild birds terrorizing the SAC trading floor yesterday. Steven Cohen&#8217;s $14 billion hedge fund in Stamford closed early on Wednesday, so that the 15+ birds which somehow found their way into SAC&#8217;s high security, modern art filled headquarters could be caught and released.<\/p>\n<p>The hedge fund tycoon (who&#8217;s estimated net worth is $9.3 billion) has an on-going investigation for criminal insider trading, one of the most famous modern art habits in America, and a serious need for a good exterminator. Sources say the avian influx announced itself yesterday, and despite the early closing, many of the birds are still at large today.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/guestofaguest.com\/new-york\/finance\/exclusive-steven-cohens-14-billion-hedge-fund-is-fed-to-the-birds\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Read Complete Article<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guest Of A Guest &#8211; This just in: Apparently even billionaires have pest control problems, or so one might surmise from the flock of wild birds terrorizing the SAC trading floor yesterday. Steven Cohen&#8217;s $14 billion hedge fund in Stamford [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-syndicated"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36448"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36448\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36449,"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36448\/revisions\/36449"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hedgeco.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}